Mouse Manners & Other Droppings

You probably never noticed two mice considering a piece of cheese in a mouse trap, one brighter than the other. "After you, my dear."

That song, "They asked me how I knew my true love was true ..." was a setup. "They" were already sleeping with the guy's true love.

"Our father who art in heaven..." made sense only for Jesus.

Marie Antoinette probably thought the fools had cake.

Henry the Eighth set an example for how high church Anglicans are supposed to behave. No schlepping around on doctrine. If the broad don't lay male child eggs, bury her in two pieces.

A line from one of the Lethal Weapon flicks, [the Danny Glover character to Mel Gibson] ... "Did you ever meet a man you didn't kill?"

One version of the Book of Mark (no doubt a forgery) makes Jesus out as a homosexual (or a switcher at best). [Google "Clement Mar Saba."]

Two mud-splattered dogs chasing another on a godawful day. One of the chasers says to the other, "It's a bitch ain't it." Other replies: "It better be."

La Gioconda smile was brought on when the lady finally caught on to an off-color joke Leonardo had just told her and was trying to hide that fact.

George W. Bush actually flew 55 combat missions in Vietnam. He spread that National Guard story out of modesty.

Based on the only written records we have of them, neither Tom Sawyer nor Huckleberry Finn ever peed.

All politics is local horseshit.

And in a reverse vein: "One could do worse than be a swinger."